"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
01/07/2015 at 09:19 • Filed to: None
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"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
01/07/2015 at 09:19 • Filed to: None | 2
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Welcome, Opponauts young and old, male and female, straight and straighter and much less straight, Ford fan or Chevy fan, and, most especially, Grandpa James May, to Cars Against Humanity , where you can win $45,000 if I put your answer in a super-special White Card (which I'll put up on Saturday—ready-to-print!) and $500 more per star in your comment!
The game is simple: Annotate JUST ONE BLANK on these cards the way you do in the original Cards Against Humanity, in the Cards Against Humanity way of answer-making, and give it your best shot in answering.
And for the inaugural contest, you will play TWO cards!
Of course, this is Oppositelock, and Oppositelock is a sub-blog in a car culture site, which is Jalopnik, so every answer has to be automotive-related. Anything, as long as it concerns the world of cars, can become a CAH-worthy answer.
Ready? Ready. I shall answer the left card, where I'll also show the format in which you'll answer.
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Wheelerguy
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 09:28 |
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Step 1: Constrict engines until teeny-tiny. Step 2: Do not care at all. Step 3: Profit.
As you can see, the answer is in bold, and I typed the whole card's contents. THIS is how you should answer. No, your answer won't be rendered invalid if you answer another way, but I say this way because it's cleaner and more organized and that I know what to type on the empty White Card on Friday.
Justin Young
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 09:44 |
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"They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put Mister Regular inside of Doug DeDouchbag's Ferrari's frunk . They were wrong."
cazzyodo
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 09:46 |
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They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put a Chevy ZZ572 inside of a Tata Nano. They were wrong.
Probably would work the other way around, too. :P And it could cost less than a V6 Mustang!
1.21 JIGGA WATTS!!!
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 09:47 |
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Step 1: Baja Bug. Step 2: Orlove'd. Step 3: Profit.
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1.21 JIGGA WATTS!!!
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 09:51 |
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"They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put Doug DeMuro inside of a duece and a half . They were wrong."
Blze001
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 10:10 |
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"They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put a Ford inside of the LeMans winner's circle . They were wrong." -Ford, circa 1966.
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Wheelerguy
> Blze001
01/07/2015 at 10:12 |
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You are a Candidate.
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Wheelerguy
> 1.21 JIGGA WATTS!!!
01/07/2015 at 10:13 |
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You are now a Candidate.
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Wheelerguy
> 1.21 JIGGA WATTS!!!
01/07/2015 at 10:13 |
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You are now a Candidate.
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Wheelerguy
> cazzyodo
01/07/2015 at 10:20 |
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Nice one. Your answer reminds me of the Speedhunters Car of the Year for 2014. This one:
If this is not wild, I don't know what is.
Green Mountain Car Guy
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 10:23 |
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Step 1: Buy Range Rover from Carmax with warranty.
Step 2: Drive it.
Step 3: Profit.
Coachrotte33
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 10:36 |
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"They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put a Millennial inside of a manual transmission, RWD car . They were wrong."
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cazzyodo
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 10:42 |
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It came to mind because someone I was talking to last night said that their friend put some V8 into an little old p.o.s. and I thought it was glorious (basically real life GTA V!).
And that's pretty sweet...love it.
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Wheelerguy
> Coachrotte33
01/07/2015 at 10:44 |
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Make the first answer plural and you have a better chance. That's 45k, you know.
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Coachrotte33
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 10:54 |
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"They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put Millennials inside of a manual transmission, RWD car . They were wrong."
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Wheelerguy
> Coachrotte33
01/07/2015 at 10:58 |
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There. A Candidate.
Nibbles
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 12:39 |
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Swear to gof I'ma kill Kinja
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Nibbles
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 12:42 |
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Step 1: Make a Sedan. Step 2: Call it a Coupé. Step 3: Profit.
Next
> Wheelerguy
01/07/2015 at 12:46 |
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Step 1: Buy an MR2 . Step 2: Replace fuel pump . Step 3: Profit.
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Wheelerguy
> Nibbles
01/12/2015 at 03:13 |
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There. A Candidate.